Spotlight on:
The Woundours Waltz of Neo338 |
“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Alliance of Supreme Powers |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Woundours Waltz of Neo338 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, avant-garde cinema, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.036 billion Neo338ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Neo338ian economy, worth 372 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,639 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, misbehaving foxes deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others, and students who refuse to pray are expelled from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo338's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Neo338 is ranked 78,636th in the world and 682nd in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Beautiful Environments, with 597.96 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Neo338 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic, Largest Black Market, and Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Advanced Public Education and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Neo338 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Neo338, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
- : Following new legislation in Neo338, misbehaving foxes deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others.
- : Following new legislation in Neo338, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
- : Following new legislation in Neo338, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits.
- : Following new legislation in Neo338, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
- : Neo338 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Neo338, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
- : Following new legislation in Neo338, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.