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The State of NCoV

“Unity, Discipline, Work”

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The State of NCoV is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.218 billion NCoVians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant NCoVian economy, worth 149 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 16,183 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NCoV's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NCoV is ranked 179,871^st in the world and 2^nd in Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 696.04 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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