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The Intergalactic Bounty Hunters of The Freakin Guardians of the Galaxy

“You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to kill you.”

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The Intergalactic Bounty Hunters of The Freakin Guardians of the Galaxy is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Inigo Montoya with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.65 billion Guardians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lathin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Guardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,405 trillion guardiums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 248,793 guardiums, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by an anthropomorphic raccoon, glassy-eyed Guardian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, and the first sword of The Freakin Guardians of the Galaxy does not run. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Freakin Guardians of the Galaxy's national animal is the anthropomorphic raccoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faxovism.

The Freakin Guardians of the Galaxy is ranked 48,085^th in the world and 34^th in Karma for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,183.52 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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