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The Nanxol Socialist Republic of Nagistan

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The Nanxol Socialist Republic of Nagistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premier Ana Maria Artigas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.435 billion Nanxolans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nanxoz City. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nanxolan economy, worth 842 trillion Nanxol Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 154,967 Nanxol Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nagistan's national animal is the Wild Nag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lesbianism.

Nagistan is ranked 9,930^th in the world and 3^rd in The Union of Fairer Nations for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,594.45 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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