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The Brennanndi Ríki of Muspellheim

“Scandinavia the everlasting”

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The Brennanndi Ríki of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 46.468 billion Muspellsons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspell. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Muspellheimian economy, worth an astonishing 30,807 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 662,980 ISSP Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,688,521 per year while the poor average 31,444, a ratio of 149 to 1.

Declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing God-Emperor to progressive thinkers, environmental legislation occurs cyclically, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Muspellheim's national animal is the homo sapiens, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Surtr-worship.

Muspellheim is ranked 286,900^th in the world and 42^nd in Scandinavia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -89.33 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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