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The Brennanndi Ríki of Muspellheim

“Scandinavia the everlasting”

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The Brennanndi Ríki of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.587 billion Muspellsons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspell. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Muspellheimian economy, worth an astonishing 26,260 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 663,359 ISSP Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,116,765 per year while the poor average 45,984, a ratio of 89.5 to 1.

The stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from God-Emperor's rear echelons, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and the government is encouraging violence on television. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Muspellheim's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Surtr-worship.

Muspellheim is ranked 12^th in the world and 1^st in Scandinavia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 40,580.96 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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