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The Brennanndi Ríki of Muspellheim

“Scandinavia the everlasting”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: Scandinavia

Regional Influence: Envoy


The Brennanndi Ríki of Muspellheim is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.587 billion Muspellsons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muspell. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Muspellheimian economy, worth an astonishing 26,260 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 663,359 ISSP Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,116,765 per year while the poor average 45,984, a ratio of 89.5 to 1.

The stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from God-Emperor's rear echelons, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and the government is encouraging violence on television. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Muspellheim's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Surtr-worship.

Muspellheim is ranked 12th in the world and 1st in Scandinavia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 40,580.96 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16thMost Avoided: 17thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19thLargest Mining Sector: 27thHighest Economic Output: 35thHighest Disposable Incomes: 37thLargest Agricultural Sector: 37thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 38thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 44thLargest Insurance Industry: 45thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 49thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 53rdLargest Populations: 56thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 80thHighest Average Incomes: 98thMost Corrupt Governments: 156thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 196thMost Secular: 234thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 248thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 334thLargest Retail Industry: 385thRudest Citizens: 542ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 578thLowest Crime Rates: 651stMost Efficient Economies: 1,087thFattest Citizens: 1,310thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,571stSmartest Citizens: 1,857thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,930thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,925thLargest Governments: 3,039thLargest Black Market: 4,979thMost Influential: 6,825thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,052ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,236thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,925thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,400thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,546thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,717thMost Conservative: 23,661st
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the region

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