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The Delightful Singing of Muppet Annie Sue

“I didn't do very much.”

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The Delightful Singing of Muppet Annie Sue is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by the delightful little lady of song with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.926 billion singers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Muppet Theatre. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.6%.

The strong a singer economy, worth 470 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,312 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

The delightful little lady of song's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime is a problem. Muppet Annie Sue's national animal is the pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is delightful singing.

Muppet Annie Sue is ranked 277,588^th in the world and 38^th in The Muppet Show for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.1 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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