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The Most Nice Benevolent Monarch of Mr Mickey Mouse is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mickey Mouse with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.875 billion Mr Mickey Mouseans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walt Disney World. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.5%.

The all-consuming Mr Mickey Mousean economy, worth 334 trillion Disney Dolars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,512 Disney Dolars, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mr Mickey Mouse's national animal is the Mouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Mr Mickey Mouse is ranked 47,707^th in the world and 1^st in Misr for Highest Average Incomes, with 116,512.47 Standard Monetary Units.