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The Armed Republic of Mordor2point0

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The Armed Republic of Mordor2point0 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Don LosSantos with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.579 billion Mordorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DontTreadOnMe City. The average income tax rate is 53.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Mordorian economy, worth 621 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 94,397 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, and the government is reining in public spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mordor2point0's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Freedom of religion.

Mordor2point0 is ranked 234,086^th in the world and 5^th in dirty place for Most Primitive, scoring -114.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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