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The Senate of MLGDoggoland

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The Senate of MLGDoggoland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Gonk Droid with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, vat-grown people, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical population of 13.304 billion MLGDoggolandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doggoville. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming MLGDoggolandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,253 trillion DoggoCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,257 DoggoCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, and aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGDoggoland's national animal is the Doggo and its national religion is Dogeisim.

MLGDoggoland is ranked 148,872^nd in the world and 12^th in The Dogeland Alliance for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 36,571.75 Standard Monetary Units.

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