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The Socialist State of Saxxony

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The Socialist State of Saxxony is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ernie Sanders with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.987 billion Saxxons are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saxxongrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Saxxon economy, worth a remarkable 3,004 trillion Leroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 273,497 Leroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It turns out you can teach cats new tricks, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Saxxony's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Saxxony is ranked 286,535^th in the world and 1,294^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.55 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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