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The People's Republic of Polskastan

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The People's Republic of Polskastan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stanislaw Kielcinski with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.35 billion Polska are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Krakova. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polskan economy, worth 297 trillion Zloties a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,463 Zloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Polska, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, and Stanislaw Kielcinski has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polskastan's national animal is the Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Troutism.

Polskastan is ranked 270,085^th in the world and 1,162^nd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.49 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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