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The Kingdom of Mini Orchs

“Be nice not mean”

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The Kingdom of Mini Orchs is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sokeefe Kevan with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, devout population of 3.359 billion Mini Orchestrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lumenaria. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Mini Orchsian economy, worth 214 trillion fancy gems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 63,761 fancy gems, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, and elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mini Orchs's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is LDS.

Mini Orchs is ranked 127,540^th in the world and 6^th in A collection of awesome peeps for Most Corrupt Governments, with 6.25 kickbacks per hour.

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