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The FPCM of Northern German Federation

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The FPCM of Northern German Federation is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Septentrionalis Germanicus with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.724 billion Germans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 5,430 trillion Gold Standard Deutsche Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 249,987 Gold Standard Deutsche Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime is totally unknown. Northern German Federation's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Northern German Federation is ranked 283,664^th in the world and 1,358^th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -13.08 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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