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The Kindgom of Minceraftu

“Don't Mine Straight Down”

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The Kindgom of Minceraftu is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.561 billion Minecraft players are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hypixel Server. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.8%.

The very strong Mojang economy, worth 605 trillion diamonds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 80,111 diamonds, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Artists are pillars of society, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news, the teaching of evolution has been banned, and judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Minceraftu's national animal is the Herobrine, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Minceraftu is ranked 142,278^th in the world and 8^th in Undead Puppets for Safest, scoring 63.53 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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