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The Moral Turpitude of Milton Friedman

“Inflation is taxation without legislation.”

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The Moral Turpitude of Milton Friedman is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Milton Friedman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.608 billion Serfs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago IL. The average income tax rate is 79.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Milton Friedmanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,687 trillion United States Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 196,079 United States Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and the government builds houses for foreign newcomers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milton Friedman's national animal is the Trickledown, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Everlasting Penury.

Milton Friedman is ranked 5,357^th in the world and 28^th in The Card Mine for Most Corrupt Governments, with 217.25 kickbacks per hour.

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