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The Federation of Quebec second

“Je me souviens”

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The Federation of Quebec second is a massive, safe nation, ruled by liberties with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.047 billion Quebec secondians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montreal. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Quebec secondian economy, worth 723 trillion bottles of maple syrups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,767 bottles of maple syrups, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official Quebec Secondian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime is totally unknown. Quebec second's national animal is the Racoons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is mythologies.

Quebec second is ranked 5,082^nd in the world and 85^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 560.26 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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