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“Mars”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Balder

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Red Planet of Mars is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marsipulami with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, strictly enforced bedtime, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.766 billion Marsians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Martialicity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Marsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,271 trillion ice cubes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 165,488 ice cubes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,083,023 per year while the poor average 9,941, a ratio of 108 to 1.

Corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion, and government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mars's national animal is the Marsupilami franquini, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Science.

Mars is ranked 7,946th in the world and 198th in Balder for Largest Populations, with 19.8 billion Capita.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 818thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,694thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,597thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,613thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,669thMost Avoided: 2,743rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,853rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,098thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,106thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,642ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,035thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,122ndHighest Economic Output: 4,265thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,437thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,517thLargest Populations: 7,946thRudest Citizens: 8,344thMost Secular: 10,432ndLargest Retail Industry: 10,917thMost Efficient Economies: 10,959thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,066thHighest Average Incomes: 11,267thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,488thLargest Black Market: 12,489thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,679thLargest Mining Sector: 14,886thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,251stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,162ndSmartest Citizens: 18,634thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,941stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,897thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,929thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,375th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 33rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 92nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 117th in the regionMost Avoided: 119th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 124th in the regionFattest Citizens: 126th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 131st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 132nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 139th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 143rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 162nd in the regionLargest Populations: 198th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 199th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 216th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 216th in the regionRudest Citizens: 307th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 345th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 398th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 451st in the regionMost Secular: 464th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 467th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 502nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 537th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 605th in the regionLargest Black Market: 634th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 636th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 661st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 671st in the regionMost Armed: 672nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 711th in the region

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