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The Holy Socialism Empire of North Korea is best

“혁명의 불꽃은 영원하리라 Flame of the revolution will forever”

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The Holy Socialism Empire of North Korea is best is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 513 million North Korea is bestians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong North Korea is bestian economy, worth 33.5 trillion Nukes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,369 Nukes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Korea is best's national animal is the Missile, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Korea is best is ranked 165,237^th in the world and 3,011^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 789.01 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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