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The Rat of Malphe

“What's the worst rat could happen?”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Rat of Malphe is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Malphe Vytherov-Skollvaldr with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working population of 9 billion Rats enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rodentine economy, worth a remarkable 1,428 trillion Malphaen Denarii a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,748 Malphaen Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, and brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries. Crime is totally unknown. Malphe's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Horned Rat.

Malphe is ranked 66,849th in the world and 2,447th in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 42.03 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Rebellious Youth: 1,993rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,494thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,896thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,042ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,927thBest Weather: 5,474thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,550thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,168thMost Efficient Economies: 6,248thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,282ndRudest Citizens: 6,556thMost Cultured: 6,804thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,047thSmartest Citizens: 7,146thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,632ndMost Developed: 7,819thNicest Citizens: 8,059thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,721stMost Secular: 8,827thMost Inclusive: 9,162ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,707thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,939thTop
Nudest: 10,812thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,295thHighest Economic Output: 11,336thHighest Average Incomes: 11,743rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,779thMost Influential: 12,086thLargest Governments: 15,427thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,425thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,148thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,902nd
Most Rebellious Youth: 77th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 127th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 144th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 248th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 275th in the regionBest Weather: 310th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 312th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 334th in the regionMost Cultured: 346th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 348th in the regionRudest Citizens: 351st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 352nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 363rd in the regionNudest: 391st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 392nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 406th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 418th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 446th in the regionNicest Citizens: 453rd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 469th in the regionMost Secular: 487th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 495th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 524th in the regionLargest Populations: 541st in the regionMost Inclusive: 544th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 561st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 636th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 639th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 709th in the regionLargest Governments: 753rd in the regionMost Stationary: 797th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 873rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 890th in the region

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