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The Workers' Democratic Republic of Mal SUncu

“Humanity knows no religion or homeland.”

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The Workers' Democratic Republic of Mal SUncu is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Hoxton with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.898 billion mallar are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LUS City. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient mal economy, worth 718 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 146,626 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, bike rage is all the rage, and MS-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mal SUncu's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Mal SUncu is ranked 26,922^nd in the world and 605^th in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 110.61 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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