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The Hi TCB I'm Dad of Namwenia

“Love, freedom, and equality”

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The Hi TCB I'm Dad of Namwenia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Carlita Nom with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.749 billion Namwenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Onaw. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Namwenian economy, worth 730 trillion Curts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 194,973 Curts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Namwenia recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Namwenia's national animal is the Manatee, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is None.

Namwenia is ranked 2,478^th in the world and 37^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 751.07 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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