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The Jain Utopia of Magadha and Anga

“Moving towards Keval Gyān through Anekāntavād”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Pecan Sandies

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

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The Jain Utopia of Magadha and Anga is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Rishabh Amit Jain with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.95 billion Jains are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pataliputra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Jain economy, worth a remarkable 1,346 trillion shatamen a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,376 shatamen, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Some say Rishabh Amit Jain has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons, the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and people are turning themselves into worm food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magadha and Anga's national animal is the Gangatiri cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jainism.

Magadha and Anga is ranked 49,951st in the world and 20th in Pecan Sandies for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,225.44 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1,164thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,672ndMost Devout: 4,907thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,822ndLargest Black Market: 6,487thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,616thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,628thMost Efficient Economies: 10,067thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,137thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,414thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,845thMost Cultured: 14,105thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 16,233rdHighest Average Incomes: 16,575thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,469thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,848thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,975thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,948thMost Developed: 20,169thLargest Governments: 20,343rdHighest Economic Output: 20,832ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,335thMost Influential: 25,451stLowest Crime Rates: 28,950th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the region

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