Spotlight on:
The Jain Utopia of Magadha and Anga |
“Moving towards Keval Gyān through Anekāntavād”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Pecan Sandies |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker |
The Jain Utopia of Magadha and Anga is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Rishabh Amit Jain with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.95 billion Jains are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pataliputra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Jain economy, worth a remarkable 1,346 trillion shatamen a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,376 shatamen, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Some say Rishabh Amit Jain has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons, the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and people are turning themselves into worm food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magadha and Anga's national animal is the Gangatiri cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jainism.
Magadha and Anga is ranked 49,951st in the world and 20th in Pecan Sandies for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,225.44 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, people are turning themselves into worm food.
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
- : Magadha and Anga was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre.
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, some say Rishabh Amit Jain has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Rishabh Amit Jain's window to draw attention to their issues.
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Pataliputra as a backdrop.
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, Jain novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Rishabh Amit Jain.
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, Magadha and Anga has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies.