Spotlight on:
The Jain Utopia of Magadha and Anga |
“Moving towards Keval Gyān through Anekāntavād”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Pecan Sandies |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker |
The Jain Utopia of Magadha and Anga is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Rishabh Amit Jain with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.759 billion Jains are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pataliputra. The average income tax rate is 76.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Jain economy, worth a remarkable 1,298 trillion shatamen a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,377 shatamen, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians have tenure, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magadha and Anga's national animal is the Gangatiri cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jainism.
Magadha and Anga is ranked 88,578th in the world and 31st in Pecan Sandies for Most Stationary, with 514.0127265872 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, politicians have tenure.
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Magadha and Anga was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
- : Magadha and Anga was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, golden statues of Gangatiri cows line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.