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The Grand Duchy of Lutonia

“Cabbage Rolls And Coffee, MM-MM Good”

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The Grand Duchy of Lutonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Charlie Schmenge with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.79 billion Lutonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Accordianville. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lutonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,388 trillion Polka Chips a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 226,513 Polka Chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Lutonia is often a lifetime appointment, and photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lutonia's national animal is the Accordian Player, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Polkaism.

Lutonia is ranked 1,252^nd in the world and 3^rd in Lake golumania for Highest Food Quality, scoring 332.24 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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