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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier

“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, vat-grown people, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 46.201 billion Tremalkians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 36,753 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 795,505 Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,421,079 per year while the poor average 7,537, a ratio of 984 to 1.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes, and citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Laïcité.

Tremalkier is ranked 290,758th in the world and 58th in Wysteria for Highest Food Quality, scoring 2.19 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 6thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17thMost Avoided: 18thMost Armed: 19thHighest Economic Output: 22ndLargest Gambling Industry: 23rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33rdHighest Crime Rates: 33rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 43rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 43rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 48thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 50thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 54thLargest Insurance Industry: 55thLargest Mining Sector: 55thFattest Citizens: 55thHighest Average Incomes: 60thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 62ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 65thLargest Populations: 85thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 147thMost Scientifically Advanced: 183rdRudest Citizens: 183rdMost Stationary: 190thLargest Agricultural Sector: 203rdMost Efficient Economies: 256thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 287thSmartest Citizens: 665thLargest Retail Industry: 801stLargest Publishing Industry: 816thMost Rebellious Youth: 938thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,376thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,503rdTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 4,037thMost Influential: 8,389thMost Cultured: 8,729thLargest Black Market: 11,359thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,554thMost Secular: 12,273rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,106thHighest Drug Use: 24,714thMost Pro-Market: 25,755th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the region

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