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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier

“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”

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Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 39.267 billion Tremalkians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 31,237 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 795,507 Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,421,096 per year while the poor average 7,537, a ratio of 984 to 1.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes, and citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 61,199th in the world and 33rd in Wysteria for Highest Drug Use, scoring 87 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thMost Armed: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15thHighest Crime Rates: 17thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19thLargest Gambling Industry: 20thHighest Economic Output: 21stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 26thFattest Citizens: 36thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 36thMost Avoided: 40thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 41stHighest Average Incomes: 43rdLargest Mining Sector: 44thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 48thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 51stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 54thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 54thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 59thLargest Insurance Industry: 67thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 105thMost Scientifically Advanced: 107thRudest Citizens: 108thLargest Populations: 115thLargest Agricultural Sector: 145thMost Efficient Economies: 152ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 198thMost Stationary: 216thLargest Retail Industry: 455thSmartest Citizens: 473rdLargest Publishing Industry: 573rdMost Rebellious Youth: 713thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 831stLargest Information Technology Sector: 950thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,351stTop
Largest Black Market: 5,828thMost Cultured: 7,557thMost Influential: 8,196thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,217thMost Secular: 11,267thTop
Most Pro-Market: 17,552ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,421st
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the region

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