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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier

“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 39.933 billion Tremalkians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 31,767 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 795,507 Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,421,096 per year while the poor average 7,537, a ratio of 984 to 1.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes, and citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 227,268th in the world and 70th in Wysteria for Most Primitive, scoring -1235.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thMost Armed: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12thMost Avoided: 14thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15thLargest Gambling Industry: 20thHighest Crime Rates: 20thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20thHighest Economic Output: 23rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 26thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 36thFattest Citizens: 36thLargest Mining Sector: 43rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 45thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45thHighest Average Incomes: 46thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 48thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 50thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 50thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 57thLargest Insurance Industry: 61stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 108thRudest Citizens: 113thLargest Populations: 117thMost Scientifically Advanced: 122ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 138thMost Efficient Economies: 161stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 203rdMost Stationary: 212thLargest Retail Industry: 483rdSmartest Citizens: 496thLargest Publishing Industry: 606thMost Rebellious Youth: 720thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 889thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,001stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,459thLargest Black Market: 6,129thMost Cultured: 7,598thMost Influential: 8,296thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,235thMost Secular: 11,117thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 16,063rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,532nd
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the region

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