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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier

“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”

Category: Capitalizt
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Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, vat-grown people, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 34.592 billion Tremalkians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 27,186 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 785,917 Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,154,696 per year while the poor average 46,920, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes, and citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 14th in the world and 7th in Wysteria for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 5.15 million Standard Monetary Units.

Most Armed: 6thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thHighest Crime Rates: 13thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14thLargest Gambling Industry: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18thHighest Economic Output: 20thFattest Citizens: 25thHighest Average Incomes: 29thMost Avoided: 31stRudest Citizens: 43rdLargest Mining Sector: 43rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 44thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 51stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 55thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 56thMost Scientifically Advanced: 61stLargest Insurance Industry: 69thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 111thLargest Populations: 137thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 181stLargest Retail Industry: 197thMost Stationary: 241stSmartest Citizens: 323rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 347thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 356thLargest Publishing Industry: 527thLargest Information Technology Sector: 571stMost Rebellious Youth: 756thMost Efficient Economies: 1,279thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,742ndLargest Black Market: 2,759thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,678thMost Influential: 6,509thMost Pro-Market: 6,546thMost Cultured: 7,508thTop
Most Secular: 8,743rdNudest: 10,868th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the region

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