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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier

“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”

Category: Capitalizt
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Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 34.97 billion Tremalkians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 27,483 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 785,917 Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,154,696 per year while the poor average 46,920, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes, and citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 1,269th in the world and 13th in Wysteria for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Armed: 7thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12thHighest Crime Rates: 13thLargest Gambling Industry: 15thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17thHighest Economic Output: 20thFattest Citizens: 26thHighest Average Incomes: 29thMost Avoided: 34thLargest Mining Sector: 40thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 45thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 46thRudest Citizens: 47thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 49thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 50thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 55thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 55thMost Scientifically Advanced: 63rdLargest Insurance Industry: 66thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 119thLargest Populations: 135thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 175thLargest Retail Industry: 212thMost Stationary: 240thSmartest Citizens: 336thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 372ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 374thLargest Publishing Industry: 518thLargest Information Technology Sector: 598thMost Rebellious Youth: 736thMost Efficient Economies: 1,269thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,776thLargest Black Market: 2,885thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,732ndMost Influential: 6,561stMost Pro-Market: 6,763rdMost Cultured: 7,502ndTop
Most Secular: 9,257thNudest: 11,217th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the region

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