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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier

“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, vat-grown people, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 41.929 billion Tremalkians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 33,354 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 795,505 Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,421,079 per year while the poor average 7,537, a ratio of 984 to 1.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes, and citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 19,918th in the world and 24th in Wysteria for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9thMost Armed: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14thMost Avoided: 15thLargest Gambling Industry: 19thHighest Disposable Incomes: 21stHighest Economic Output: 23rdHighest Crime Rates: 23rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 39thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 40thFattest Citizens: 42ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 46thLargest Mining Sector: 46thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 48thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 49thHighest Average Incomes: 49thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 52ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 55thLargest Insurance Industry: 61stLargest Populations: 105thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 120thRudest Citizens: 132ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 146thLargest Agricultural Sector: 167thMost Efficient Economies: 185thMost Stationary: 207thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 217thSmartest Citizens: 551stLargest Retail Industry: 590thLargest Publishing Industry: 606thMost Rebellious Youth: 752ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,089thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,126thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,798thLargest Black Market: 6,158thMost Cultured: 7,736thMost Influential: 8,749thMost Secular: 11,615thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,964thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,918thMost Pro-Market: 23,259th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the region

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