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The United Kingdom of Lovanio

“Je pense, donc je suis”

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The United Kingdom of Lovanio is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and suspicion of poets. The democratic population of 20.538 billion Lovanioans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Lovanioan economy, worth 525 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,590 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fox is a protected species, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime is totally unknown. Lovanio's national animal is the fox.

Lovanio is ranked 140,946^th in the world and 72^nd in belgium for Most Primitive, scoring -48.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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