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“Equally Above All Else! LORANIA FTW!”

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The Armed Republic of Loradioactivity is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.809 billion Loranians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Loranian economy, worth 584 trillion rubledollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 54,029 rubledollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 305,800 per year while the poor average 4,677, a ratio of 65.4 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Hawk Dung" has been declared a national treasure, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Loradioactivity's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Loradioactivity is ranked 105,597^th in the world and 10^th in ATOMIC for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,745.63 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.