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The Masterpiece of London Waterloo Station

“Trains always run on our time”

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The Masterpiece of London Waterloo Station is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Stationmaster Jason Murphy with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, compulsory military service, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.786 billion railway workers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 65.5%.

The frighteningly efficient London Waterloo Stationian economy, worth a remarkable 2,693 trillion pounds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 170,645 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, baize on snooker tables has been stripped for "appearing too hedonistic", international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through London Waterloo Station, and people are turning themselves into worm food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. London Waterloo Station's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is TRAINS.

London Waterloo Station is ranked 288,893^rd in the world and 1^st in Waterloo Station for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.91 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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