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The Suffering of Little Misfortune

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Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Ambition

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Suffering of Little Misfortune is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Little Misfortune with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.338 billion Little Misfortuneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortuna. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Little Misfortunean economy, worth 882 trillion marshmallows a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 94,475 marshmallows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

It can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-marshmallow charge on their phone bill, and teenagers sit around on their butts all day. Crime is totally unknown. Little Misfortune's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Little Misfortune is ranked 95,018th in the world and 1,022nd in Ambition for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,254.53 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 6,554thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,778thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,652ndTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 15,610thNicest Citizens: 16,925thHighest Food Quality: 17,973rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,069thMost Cultured: 19,153rdMost Inclusive: 19,639thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,332ndMost Influential: 22,372ndMost Beautiful Environments: 23,209thLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,082ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,803rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 28,146th
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Largest Populations: 56th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 61st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 92nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 98th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 98th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 121st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 122nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 123rd in the regionMost Cultured: 125th in the regionMost Developed: 147th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 148th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 156th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 156th in the regionLargest Governments: 160th in the regionMost Inclusive: 175th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 184th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 200th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 213th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 221st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 228th in the regionBest Weather: 248th in the regionSafest: 258th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 259th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 260th in the regionNicest Citizens: 271st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 280th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 287th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 288th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 294th in the regionMost Influential: 307th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 308th in the regionMost Stationary: 309th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 351st in the region

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