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The Federal Republic of Leeyane

“Leyänęa Sëtáalåpòat Pjęhæ”

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The Federal Republic of Leeyane is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tamina Haszutejutakerau Muszcae with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.694 billion Leeyaneans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lontohsραγνegnkρηξαιησdusruahjdaojasaq. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leeyanean economy, worth 909 trillion Leeyaänäs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 104,637 Leeyaänäs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children grow up believing the sun to be a myth, patients often wonder which is more annoying: their excruciating pain or their doctor incessantly praying over it, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, and video clips of women firing guns are increasingly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leeyane's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Leeyane is ranked 259,479^th in the world and 4^th in Canguta Nations for Most Primitive, scoring -186.01 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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