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The Republic of Lebrea

“لبريا لا تستسلم لأحد إلا لله”

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The Republic of Lebrea is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Saddam Badil with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.327 billion Lebreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shara Al Hamra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lebrean economy, worth a remarkable 2,798 trillion Gold Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 271,004 Gold Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lebrea has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, and radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lebrea's national animal is the Lebrean Liger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Lebrea is ranked 2,589^th in the world and 2^nd in Middle East for Most Corrupt Governments, with 309.18 kickbacks per hour.

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