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The Republic of Landcache

“And when the days are harsh, we'll remain.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: The Retardion Union

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Republic of Landcache is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by SuspiciousToothpaste with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.8 billion Landcacheans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Administration and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cache. The average income tax rate is 13.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Landcachean economy, worth 125 trillion Toothpastes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Trout Farming. Average income is 69,745 Toothpastes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, and Toothpaste has been named as Landcache's national religion. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Landcache's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Toothpaste.

Landcache is ranked 158,836th in the world and 1st in The Retardion Union for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Influential: 7,072ndLargest Mining Sector: 7,951stTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 12,249thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,778thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,598th

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