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The Most Ancient and Noble House of Lancaster of Wessex

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Location: House of Lancaster of Wessex

Regional Influence: Power


The Most Ancient and Noble House of Lancaster of Wessex is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Duke Lancaster with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.917 billion Lancastrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ancestral Estate Capital Region. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lancaster of Wessexian economy, worth an astonishing 13,045 trillion Royal Crown Sterlings a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 344,049 Royal Crown Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes. Crime is totally unknown. Lancaster of Wessex's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is ceremonially Wessex Anglicanism.

Lancaster of Wessex is ranked 1,941st in the world and 1st in House of Lancaster of Wessex for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 59,012.66 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 38thLargest Publishing Industry: 85thLeast Corrupt Governments: 153rdNicest Citizens: 158thMost Cultured: 259thHighest Economic Output: 261stHealthiest Citizens: 273rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 278thMost Compassionate Citizens: 302ndBest Weather: 317thMost Valuable International Artwork: 321stHighest Food Quality: 324thMost Developed: 341stLongest Average Lifespans: 374thMost Rebellious Youth: 386thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 417thSmartest Citizens: 443rdSafest: 521stMost Pacifist: 559thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 570thMost Beautiful Environments: 584thMost Efficient Economies: 655thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 661stLargest Populations: 676thHighest Poor Incomes: 682ndMost Inclusive: 843rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 919thMost Stationary: 974thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,149thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,252ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,388thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,941stLargest Governments: 2,149thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,196thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,149thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,171stLargest Retail Industry: 7,175thMost Influential: 7,487thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,287thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 12,142ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,584thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,960thMost Secular: 16,433rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,480thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,404thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,879th

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