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The Most Ancient and Noble House of Lancaster of Wessex

“Noli irritare leones”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: House of Lancaster of Wessex

Regional Influence: Power


The Most Ancient and Noble House of Lancaster of Wessex is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Duke Lancaster with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.052 billion Lancastrians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ancestral Estate Capital Region. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lancaster of Wessexian economy, worth an astonishing 12,349 trillion Royal Crown Sterlings a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 342,557 Royal Crown Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, and the endangered saltwater humpback peregrine falcon is only seen in captivity programs. Crime is totally unknown. Lancaster of Wessex's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is ceremonially Wessex Anglicanism.

Lancaster of Wessex is ranked 207,011th in the world and 5th in House of Lancaster of Wessex for Fattest Citizens, with 0.95 Obesity Rate.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 40thLargest Publishing Industry: 84thLeast Corrupt Governments: 135thNicest Citizens: 152ndMost Cultured: 241stHighest Economic Output: 253rdHealthiest Citizens: 282ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 302ndBest Weather: 331stMost Developed: 342ndMost Rebellious Youth: 373rdLongest Average Lifespans: 391stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 407thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 425thSmartest Citizens: 427thSafest: 517thMost Efficient Economies: 566thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 572ndMost Pacifist: 574thMost Beautiful Environments: 593rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 655thMost Valuable International Artwork: 687thLargest Populations: 689thMost Inclusive: 796thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 837thMost Stationary: 1,033rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,049thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,057thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,140thHighest Average Incomes: 1,271stLargest Governments: 1,993rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,042ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,291stLowest Crime Rates: 3,714thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,023rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,521stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,598thMost Influential: 7,517thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 11,527thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,033rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,201stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,260thMost Secular: 16,691stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,710thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,946thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,060th

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