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The Nine Day Queendom of Lady Jane Grey

“Blessed is She who can keep Her Head”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: Imperial Britain

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Nine Day Queendom of Lady Jane Grey is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.71 billion Tudors are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lady Jane Grey economy, worth a remarkable 6,590 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 174,776 Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 702,253 per year while the poor average 29,129, a ratio of 24.1 to 1.

Owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and loans are available for students from poor families. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Lady Jane Grey's national animal is the Badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lady Jane Grey is ranked 26,792nd in the world and 1st in Imperial Britain for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 97.52 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Stationary: 467thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,034thLargest Populations: 1,104thHighest Economic Output: 1,524thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,844thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,864thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,293rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,618thTop
Most Avoided: 2,940thLargest Mining Sector: 3,139thFattest Citizens: 3,144thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,641stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,826thMost Armed: 3,968thSafest: 4,639thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,409thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,455thMost Influential: 5,708thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,807thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,791stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,963rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,423rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,803rdLargest Gambling Industry: 10,923rdTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 14,480thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,505thLargest Retail Industry: 15,141stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,586thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,494thLargest Insurance Industry: 20,452ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,619thMost Patriotic: 22,666thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,820thLowest Crime Rates: 24,659thMost Efficient Economies: 26,792nd

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