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The Holy Empire of Kusaca |
“Through fire and ice we shall endure...”
| Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
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Location: The Kodiak Republic |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Holy Empire of Kusaca is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Reginald Karbunkle with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.4 billion Kusacans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tundoria Citadel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Kusacan economy, worth a remarkable 2,529 trillion kusacs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 341,766 kusacs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,637,051 per year while the poor average 41,752, a ratio of 39.2 to 1.
Twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, former public radio talk pundits are being deployed to front line war zones, top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers, and drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kusaca's national animal is the jackalope, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Holy Order of the CHBWSL.
Kusaca is ranked 308,946th in the world and 191st in The Kodiak Republic for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -14.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kusaca was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Kusaca, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art.
- : Following new legislation in
Kusaca, top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers.
- : Following new legislation in
Kusaca, former public radio talk pundits are being deployed to front line war zones.
- : Following new legislation in
Kusaca, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
- : Following new legislation in
Kusaca, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
- : Following new legislation in
Kusaca, the prisoners of Azkatraz have a new emperor.
- : Following new legislation in
Kusaca, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Tundoria Citadel.
- : Following new legislation in
Kusaca, citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets.
- : Following new legislation in
Kusaca, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
































































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