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The Educator of Knowles Elementary |
“I Love Teaching”
Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Excessive |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: NationStates |
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The Educator of Knowles Elementary is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Principal with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, flagrant waste-dumping, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 40.543 billion Knowles Elementaryians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cedar Park. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Knowles Elementaryian economy, worth a remarkable 7,345 trillion School Books a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 181,190 School Books, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 934,828 per year while the poor average 19,130, a ratio of 48.9 to 1.
Visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Principal, offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Knowles Elementaryian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Knowles Elementary's national animal is the Teacher, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.
Knowles Elementary is ranked 10,858th in the world and 211th in NationStates for Highest Food Quality, scoring 155.7 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Knowles Elementary, '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Knowles Elementaryian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives.
- : Following new legislation in Knowles Elementary, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
- : Following new legislation in Knowles Elementary, offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield.
- : Following new legislation in Knowles Elementary, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Principal.
- : Following new legislation in Knowles Elementary, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
- : Following new legislation in Knowles Elementary, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek.
- : Following new legislation in Knowles Elementary, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account.
- : Following new legislation in Knowles Elementary, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace.
- : Following new legislation in Knowles Elementary, one can wake up in Knowles Elementary and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Knowles Elementary, old folks yearn for the days when young people saw bloodthirsty death matches with their own eyes instead of through a screen.