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The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya

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The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Comrade with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.6 billion Kilobugyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fraternia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilobugyan economy, worth an astonishing 14,979 trillion Columbuses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 360,075 Columbuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime is totally unknown. Kilobugya's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kilobugya is ranked 219^th in the world and 1^st in Democratic Communist States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 242.29 law-abiding acts per hour.

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