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The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya

“Happiness is always a new idea”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Democratic Communist States

Regional Influence: Superpower

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The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Comrade with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.96 billion Kilobugyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fraternia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilobugyan economy, worth an astonishing 13,555 trillion Columbuses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 357,095 Columbuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, posters on 'Kilobugyan Values' advise against being proud of Kilobugya, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime is totally unknown. Kilobugya's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kilobugya is ranked 4,422nd in the world and 1st in Democratic Communist States for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,413.87 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 5thMost Advanced Public Education: 5thMost Pacifist: 16thLeast Corrupt Governments: 18thMost Rebellious Youth: 23rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 24thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26thMost Compassionate Citizens: 27thSmartest Citizens: 28thNicest Citizens: 30thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 38thLargest Publishing Industry: 38thMost Cultured: 46thMost Developed: 47thLongest Average Lifespans: 53rdHealthiest Citizens: 57thLargest Governments: 59thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 68thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 77thMost Beautiful Environments: 81stMost Cheerful Citizens: 97thHighest Food Quality: 98thSafest: 124thLowest Crime Rates: 209thMost Inclusive: 296thBest Weather: 299thHighest Economic Output: 313thHighest Poor Incomes: 372ndMost Secular: 425thLargest Populations: 1,163rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,403rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,015thMost Influential: 4,088thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,422ndNudest: 11,316thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,402ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 17,740thMost Stationary: 23,003rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,987thMost Efficient Economies: 25,337th

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