Spotlight on:
The Edge of Killer Song |
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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Stereo Hearts |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Edge of Killer Song is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Jun Maeda and yanaginagi with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.606 billion Killer Songians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 80.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Killer Songian economy, worth a remarkable 1,246 trillion pps a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,896 pps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Killer Song's national animal is the peppy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is pp farming.
Killer Song is ranked 35,273rd in the world and 100th in Stereo Hearts for Most Beautiful Environments, with 783.38 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Killer Song was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Killer Song was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Killer Song was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Killer Song, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
- : Following new legislation in Killer Song, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Killer Song, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
- : Following new legislation in Killer Song, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense.
- : Following new legislation in Killer Song, the Killer Song City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative.
- : Following new legislation in Killer Song, confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape.
- : Following new legislation in Killer Song, the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud.