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The Dictatorship of Kiikkulandia

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The Dictatorship of Kiikkulandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Janis Petke with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.182 billion Kiikkulandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Highbutt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kiikkulandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,340 trillion €s a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 268,253 €s, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, protests are legal but strictly supervised, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kiikkulandia's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kiikkulandia is ranked 748^th in the world and 12^th in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 20,174.23 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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