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The Dictatorship of Kiikkulandia

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The Dictatorship of Kiikkulandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Janis Petke with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.072 billion Kiikkulandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Highbutt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kiikkulandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,268 trillion €s a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 265,609 €s, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, classes at Highbutt University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer, and the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kiikkulandia's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kiikkulandia is ranked 293,505^th in the world and 1,500^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.61 law-abiding acts per hour.

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