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The State of Kichul

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The State of Kichul is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons and complete lack of public education. The hard-working, cynical population of 19.833 billion Kichulians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Welfare is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.1%.

The thriving Kichulian economy, worth 338 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 17,064 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed and Kichul has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kichul's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kichul is ranked 76,541^st in the world and 132^nd in United States of America for Most Primitive, scoring 32.4 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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