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The Socialist Republic of Ke Nan |
“In Supreme leader We Trust”
Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Artificial Solar System |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Socialist Republic of Ke Nan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Supreme leader Wu Ning with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 8.385 billion Ke Nians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shyongwang. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Ke Nanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,771 trillion Kenutes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 330,477 Kenutes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ke Nan's national animal is the Dinosaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State atheism.
Ke Nan is ranked 533rd in the world and 1st in Artificial Solar System for Smartest Citizens, with 298.85 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Ke Nan, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
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Ke Nan, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
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Ke Nan, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
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Ke Nan, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
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Ke Nan, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
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Ke Nan, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
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Ke Nan, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
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Ke Nan, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
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Ke Nan, refugees from other nations are flocking to Ke Nan's border.
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Ke Nan, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.