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The United Socialist States of KCCCP 81

“Pax ignescens!”

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The United Socialist States of KCCCP 81 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 10.466 billion KCCCP 81ians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant KCCCP 81ian economy, worth 92.9 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,880 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KCCCP 81's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

KCCCP 81 is ranked 259,729^th in the world and 1^st in The Empire of Napoleon for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.19 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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