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The Matriarchy of Kawaii Dreizehn

“*stiehlt dein Östradiol*”

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The Matriarchy of Kawaii Dreizehn is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.902 billion Kawaii Dreizehnians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The strong Kawaii Dreizehnian economy, worth 217 trillion war bonds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 44,361 war bonds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 234,423 per year while the poor average 4,458, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kawaii Dreizehn's national animal is the white rabbit, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kawaii Dreizehn is ranked 165,911^th in the world and 2^nd in New Oceanic Alliance for Most Patriotic, with 7.56 flags saluted per person per day.

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