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The Principality of Kaleyakut

“Stemmation above all of us”

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The Principality of Kaleyakut is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.237 billion Kaleyakutians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaleyakut. The average income tax rate is 34.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kaleyakutian economy, worth 298 trillion kronas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,964 kronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, newspapers print only headlines, and Kaleyakut has designated Kaleyakut as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaleyakut's national animal is the ice cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaleyakut is ranked 161,716^th in the world and 1,969^th in Artificial Solar System for Highest Food Quality, scoring 14.55 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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