Spotlight on:
The Principality of Kaleyakut |
“Stemmation above all of us”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Artificial Solar System |
Regional Influence: Nipper |
The Principality of Kaleyakut is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.974 billion Kaleyakutians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaleyakut. The average income tax rate is 31.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Kaleyakutian economy, worth 295 trillion kronas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,383 kronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, newspapers print only headlines, and Kaleyakut has designated Kaleyakut as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaleyakut's national animal is the ice cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kaleyakut is ranked 275,344th in the world and 4,670th in Artificial Solar System for Most Cultured, scoring 59 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kaleyakut voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Kaleyakut was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Kaleyakut was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Kaleyakut was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Kaleyakut's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : Kaleyakut relocated from Democratic Unity to Artificial Solar System.
- : Kaleyakut endorsed The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CLVIII.
- : Kaleyakut's influence in Democratic Unity rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Kaleyakut relocated from United League of Confederation to Democratic Unity.
- : Kaleyakut endorsed The Tasty Fenda of Motunui of Cupcake Moana.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.