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The Principality of Kaleyakut

“Stemmation above all of us”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Nipper

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The Principality of Kaleyakut is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.974 billion Kaleyakutians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaleyakut. The average income tax rate is 31.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kaleyakutian economy, worth 295 trillion kronas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,383 kronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, newspapers print only headlines, and Kaleyakut has designated Kaleyakut as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaleyakut's national animal is the ice cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaleyakut is ranked 275,344th in the world and 4,670th in Artificial Solar System for Most Cultured, scoring 59 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,047thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,262ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,249thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 28,915th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 161st in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 254th in the regionBest Weather: 259th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 369th in the regionMost Secular: 394th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 437th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 438th in the region

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