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The Queendom of Kaley Cuoco

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The Queendom of Kaley Cuoco is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Penny the Merciless with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 23.813 billion Cuocoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Kaley Cuocoan economy, worth 744 trillion Bangs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 31,281 Bangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaley Cuoco's national animal is the soft warm kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pennyism.

Kaley Cuoco is ranked 268,996^th in the world and 8^th in Syzygy for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.83 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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